Rose DesRochers: Weird and Wacky News : Let’s talk Penis – Penis News

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In November, 2005 , I talked  Bra News. Today, I’m going to talk “Penis News.”

There’s been a lot of news about cutting off the penis and testicle ripping.

We all remember the Lorraine/John Bobbit story which made World News. It received extensive media coverage.  Lorraine Bobbitt was even named one of the twenty-five most intriguing people of 1993 by People magazine.

Intriguing?

Now it appears, some women are trying to follow in her footsteps.

Bobbitt cut off John’s penis, then drove away and flung it out the car window. John had his Penis attached & became a porn star. Go figure!

August, 2001

A 46-year-old Ontario man got a birthday gift he couldn’t exchange for store credit when his common-law wife nearly ripped off his testicles during a domestic argument, authorities said.
August, 2002

A Mexican surgeon “accidentally” cut off the penis of a patient who had only come in for a circumcision.

September  2002

A man has undergone microsurgery to try and reattach his little finger, penis, scrotum and left hand – all which he cut off in an alleged drug-induced act of self-mutilation.

September 2004

A Romanian man had his testicles ripped off by his wife because she believed he was having an affair.

October 2004

A north Harris County woman is on the run today after she was accused of cutting off her boyfriend’s penis with a knife while he was sleeping, sheriff’s detectives said.

February  2005

A woman in Anchorage, Alaska is charged with cutting off her boyfriend’s penis and flushing it down the toilet.

June  2005

A psycho cut off his own penis then murdered his wife because she wouldn’t stop pestering him for sex.

July 2005

A Thai woman cut off her husband’s penis after he asked her to make love one more time before he left her for another woman.

March  2006

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them — his penis

May 2006

A Malaysian man is recovering after he had his penis reattached at Universiti Sains Malaysia Hospital over the weekend. He cut off his penis to prove his faithfullness to his wife.

Now the next man didn’t cut off his Penis, but he did kill himself because of his penis.
April 2006

An 18-year-old Singaporean student committed suicide last month because he was convinced his penis was too small, a report said on Wednesday.

 

Sources:

Drugged man cuts off penis

Nut cuts off his willie

Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

Wife cuts off husband’s penis

Penis amputated ‘by accident’

American cuts off boyfriend’s penis

Man Proves Faithfulness to Wife, Cuts Off Own Penis

Man kills himself over the size of his penis.

Woman Nearly Rips Off Husband’s Testicles in Domestic Spat

Wife goes nuts

I bet you men reading this are now saying “Ouch.”


Rose DesRochers

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