I choked on an ipod because I’m cool like that.


I was reading So a Blonde walks into a blog and found a fun thing to share here.

Without further adieu, here is “I choked on an ipod because I’m cool like that and because I’m NOT a homosexual.’

Find out what your insane sentence will be and share it with me in the comments section:

Pick the month you were born:

January–I kicked
February–I loved
March–I smoked
April–I punched
May–I choked on
June–I murdered
July–I did the Macarena with
August–I had lunch with
September–I danced with
October–I sang to
November–I yelled at
December–I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1——-a birdbath
2——-a monster
3——-a phone
4——-a fork
5——-a Mexican
6——-a gangster
7——-my cell phone
8——-my dog
9——-my best friends’ boyfriend
10——-my neighbor
11——-my science teacher
12——-a banana
13——-a fireman
14——-a stuffed animal
15——-a goat
16——-a pickle
17——-your mom
18——-a spoon
20——-a baseball bat
21——-a ninja
22——-Chuck Norris
23——-a noodle
24——-a squirrel
25——-a football player
26——-the moon
27——-my brother
28——-an ipod
29——-a permanent marker
30——-a llama
31——-A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White———-because I’m cool like that

Black———–because that’s how I roll.

Pink————because I’m NOT a homosexual.

Red————because the voices told me to.

Blue———–because I’m sexy and I do what I want

Green———because I hate myself.

Purple———because I’m cool

Gray———-because I was drunk

Yellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange——-because I hate my family.

Brown——–because I was high.

Other——-because I’m a ninja.

None——–because I cant control myself.
Rose DesRochers

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