I was reading So a Blonde walks into a blog and found a fun thing to share here.
Without further adieu, here is “I choked on an ipod because I’m cool like that and because I’m NOT a homosexual.’
Find out what your insane sentence will be and share it with me in the comments section:
Pick the month you were born:
May–I choked on
July–I did the Macarena with
August–I had lunch with
September–I danced with
October–I sang to
November–I yelled at
December–I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
7——-my cell phone
9——-my best friends’ boyfriend
11——-my science teacher
14——-a stuffed animal
20——-a baseball bat
25——-a football player
29——-a permanent marker
31——-A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White———-because I’m cool like that
Black———–because that’s how I roll.
Pink————because I’m NOT a homosexual.
Red————because the voices told me to.
Blue———–because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green———because I hate myself.
Purple———because I’m cool
Gray———-because I was drunk
Yellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange——-because I hate my family.
Brown——–because I was high.
Other——-because I’m a ninja.
None——–because I cant control myself.