Weird and Wacky Wednesday

Well we are half way through the week and now for something to help you over the hump. Please be warned that today’s news stories are not for the easily offended and the content may not be suitable for minors or even some adults.

Here is something to make you gentleman go ouch.

Surgeon Slashes Off Penis

“Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the penis in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital.”

There is going to be a large number of European men walking around with big breast, oh wait it is to make their wives’ breast grow. Well isn’t that shallow. Maybe those women should purchase their husbands this product.

Penis Stretcher

Breast-Boosting Beer

“European men are flocking to Bulgaria to buy ‘breast-boosting beer’ after EU accession led to customs duties on the drink being abolished.”

Now that is what I call getting caught with your pants down.

Bare-Bottom Bandits get 3-5

“Tired of being poor, Willever drank a fifth of rum and decided to rob the store. He was drunk enough not to realize that his pants had fallen down, exposing his bottom to cameras that eventually fed the surveillance to TV shows across the country.”

Have a great rest of the week and I’ll be back neck week with more news of the bizarre, weird and wacky.

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