Funny Monday – Marriage Humor

Next Saturday my husband and I will celebrate  our 18th wedding anniversary. Where do the years go? This weeks Funny Monday topic is marriage.

Aaron Johnson comics

Cartoon by Aaron Johnson of © 2006-2007…..All rights reserved.

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it.”

The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things. First the aisle, because that is what you’ll be walking down. Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive. Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service. While the bride was walking in step with the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words …Aisle, alter hymn (I’ll alter him)

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