Funny Monday – American Humor

I’ve surfed the internet for hours looking for this joke. Ok, I’ll admit that it only took me five minutes to find a funny American Joke. I hope it brings a laugh.

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation, lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. “May I see your identification, please?” asks the agent.

“I’m sorry, but I lost my wallet,” replies the guy.

“Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry,” says the agent.

“But I can prove I’m an American!” he exclaims. “I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and Bill Clinton on the other.”

“This I gotta see,” replies the agent.

With that, he drops his pants, bends over and shows the agent.

“By golly, you’re right!” exclaims the agent. “Have a safe trip back to Texas.”

“Thanks!” he says. “But how did you know I was from Texas?

The agent replies, “I recognized George Bush in the middle”

Copyright goes to the respectful owner of the joke whoever that may be.

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