Funny Monday – Bathroom Humor – Toilet Paper Wedding Dress

There is nothing like a little bathroom humor to put a smile on your face.

Bathroom Joke 

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. “What’s all the screaming about in there? You’re scaring my customers!” “I’m just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.” With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, “You idiot! You’re sitting on the mop bucket!!!”

Toilet Paper Wedding Dresses

Speaking of bathroom humor, take a look at some of the amazing wedding dresses created out of toilet paper in the 2007 Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest.

Paris Hilton Toilet Tissue 

Paris Hilton Toilet PaperI think I speak for most people when I say they are tired of hearing about Paris Hilton. Well now you can wipe your butt with Paris Hilton thanks to Paris Hilton X-Wipes.

iPod doc toilet paper holder 

iPod doc toilet paper holder

If you  cannot do without your iPod , you can now listen to your favorite music on your iPod while going to the bathroom thanks to the iPod doc toilet paper holder.

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