“Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.”- Winston Churchill
I’m not much of a sports fan. Golf is certainly one sport I don’t get. I never did understand the attraction of hitting a little white ball around. I hope these golf jokes will brighten your Monday and bring a chuckle.
Three men are in a bar, all very drunk, and talking to each other, bragging about their families.
The first guy says, “I have four sons. One more and I’ll have a basketball team.”
The second guy says, “That’s nothin’. I have eleven sons. One more and I’ll have a football team.”
The third guy, the drunkest of them all replies “You guys haven’t found true happiness. I have seventeen wives. One more and I’ll have a golf course.”
Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, “Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishin’ in the rain!”
Humour Columnist John Sammon takes a look at golf.
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