Funny Monday- Thanksgiving Humor- Thanksgiving Jokes

With today being Thanksgiving here in Canada I thought I would share some Thanksgiving Humor with you. What better way to end your Monday then with a Thanksgiving joke or two.

Funny Monday

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

Why should you keep your eye off the turkey dressing?
Because it makes him blush!

What are unhappy cranberries called?

Blueberries!

Things That Sound Dirty On Thanksgiving

  1. Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
  2. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
  3. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst.
  4. It’s a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?
  5. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

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