Funny Monday- College Humor- College Jokes

It’ s Monday Already? Well you know what that means. It is time for another funny Monday post. This weeks theme is college humor. Start your Monday off with a laugh.

College Rules

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

“The female dormitory will be out of bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?”

“How much for a season pass?”

The New Hemingway Hall

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.

“It’s a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway,” he said.

“Actually,” said his guide, “it’s named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation.”

The visitor was astonished. “Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?”

“Yes, indeed,” said his guide. “He wrote a check.”

Add a little humor to your week. Take part in Funny Monday. If you participated leave your link so that I can visit your Funny Monday.

Funny Monday Participant 

Funny Monday – College Humor – A True Story 

If you liked this post, why not buy me a coffee?