Wedding Humor – Wedding Jokes- Funny Monday

I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-Henny Youngman

My husband and I have been together 19 years as of yesterday and married 18. We have been to quite a few weddings together. Weddings are a joyous time in anyone’s life. They signify the unity of two people, becoming one.

“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence? (George Carlin)

This weeks Funny Monday theme is wedding humor. Here are some wedding jokes and a funny wedding video from a sketch called “A Wedding Story,” that comes from MAD TV that I hope you’ll enjoy.

A man was talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, “What did you do for your 25th?” He said, “I took my wife to Hawaii.” The friend then asked, “What are you thinking about for your 50th?”
He said, “Well I was thinking of bringing her back.”

A little girl at a wedding asked, “Mommy, why do brides always wear white?” The mom replied, “Because they’re happy, dear.”

Halfway through the wedding the girl whispered, “Mommy, if brides wear white because they’re happy, then why do men wear black?”

I hope you enjoyed this weeks funny Monday post; and if you have any funny wedding stories to share please share them via comments.

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