Subtle Butt-Pads for Farts

Today I heard about a strange product called “Subtle Butt Fart Pads.” They are manufactured by a company called The Pond Inc. What they are is disposable patches for your underwear that neutralize the Oder of farts.

They come in package of five and retail for $9.95. Purchase your Subtle Butt pads from Garmentguard.com today and eliminate the odor of farts.

Now you can eat as much Chili as you want. Too funny!

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