Consumer Alert Women-When thongs attack

Who knew wearing a thong could damage your eye. I guess women need to start wearing protective goggles when putting on their thong.

I’m sure you’ve already heard the story of the Victoria’s Secret thong malfunction.

In case you haven’t: A 52-year-old California woman has filed a lawsuit claiming a “low-rise v-string” Victoria Secret’s thong scratched her cornea.

Apparently she was putting on the thong when a decorative metallic piece flew off and struck her in the eye. My guess was that the thong was too small. Some women hate admitting that the they are no longer the size five they were 20 years ago. You know, maybe she should stick to granny panties or underwear without rhinestones or shop at Thick Madam Lingerie(They have some nice lingerie and she might just avoid in future eye injuries.)

The Smoking Gun has a copy of the original paperwork filed with the L.A. Superior Court. You can check out the breaking news video “Injured by a thong” at CNN.

Reminds me of the time my under wire came loose in my bra. Not only did I look lopsided, but the thing was jabbing me in the chest.

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