I thought that I would have a look at Google analytics and some of the strange terms that are bringing people to my blog. There were some interesting findings.
What are some thing that begin with the letter t?
Tabby, tea, ten, Thursday, two, Tom, Tim, tired, toddler, turtledove.
Now, say that five times fast.
I’m building a monument to your cock.
Why thank you! That is very nice of you, but I don’t have a penis.
Can you hear me mp4?
No, turn it up.
How far should a man pee?
I don’t know! How far can you pee?
Is it wrong to say I love you during sex?
Not at all. Decide for yourself what to say during sex with the full flowchart: Things to Say During Sex
My wife returned with permed frosted hair.
I take it that you don’t like it? Well you won’t find the answers here.
Why would I smell a skunk outside my home?
Because there is one outside your house, duh!
Why do I like masturbating outside?
Because you have serious issues. Get help!
Why are there balls in my dryer?
Because your wife put them in there.
What do I do when I see a coyote?
Back away slowly then get the heck out of there.
What does a woman say during sex?
Yes ahh ohh yes
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