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Google Bizarre search terms

November 21st, 2009 by Rose DesRochers · 6 Comments

It’s always interesting to look through “Google Analytics” and see the search quarries used on Google, that bring visitors to my blog.

Some of the search phrases are downright bizarre.

My daughter got sprayed by a skunk.

Give her a tomato bath.

Does Rod Stewart wear nickers?

I don’t know, but I do know he designs panties. (Rod Stewart is designing panties.)

Is goofle hiring people to work from home?

I don’t know about Goofle, but I know Google is not hiring people to work from home.

I like to dress him as a woman.

Whatever floats your boat. (Talk about strange fetish.)

My wife dresses me as a woman.

I know! She just told us. You poor thing. I have to ask this. Why do you allow her to dress you as a woman?

Is it hard to aim right into the toilet for a guy to pee?

Let’s ask my male readership. Is it difficult to aim?

Is it illegal to have sex with fish?

I don’t know if it is illegal, but it’s sick. ( Hope he doesn’t use a perona.)

I need a small favor … if it’s not too much trouble.

Ok, what’s the favor?

What if the bear looked up on your toonie?
Say what?

What are some weird search engine terms people use to find your blog?

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6 responses so far ↓

  • Beth
    Wrote: Nov 21, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    What a riot!

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  • Roger Green
    Wrote: Nov 23, 2009 at 10:05 am

    Since you asked – you DID ask – no, it’s not difficult for a guy to aim. OK, I can’t speak for all guys. In my experience…

    However, depending on the design of the toilet and the volume of water therein, one may get splatter from the water or the toilet bowl , which I suspect is the subtext of the question.

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    Rose DesRochers Reply:

    Roger, leave it to you to answer my question.

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  • Rose DesRochers
    Wrote: Nov 23, 2009 at 11:32 pm

    Goofle “The act of mistakenly submitting a text string to a search engine with typos.”

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  • Barry
    Wrote: Nov 26, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    Okay,

    I am finding it hard to believe people used such queries. Don’t worry, I believe that you saw these in Google Analysis.

    I wonder what other bizarre things are out there. I am even wondering what strange terms will bring people to my new blog site.

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    Rose DesRochers Reply:

    Barry, thanks for dropping by. There are some sick people out there. I won’t even dare mention some of the quarries.

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