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Novelty Penis Items – Etsy

December 15th, 2009 by Rose DesRochers · 6 Comments

Sometimes it’s fun to browse Etsy and see what people are making. From penis scarves to Willie Warmers Etsy has it all.

Keep the wind of your face this Winter with a 7 foot long penis shaped scarf.

Penis scarf

Via “rosaleendhu’s shop.”

penis chapstick holder

Who wouldn’t want to carry their chapstick in a penis shaped chapstick holder.


Willy Warmer

Guys don’t let Willie get cold this winter. Let goldiesknits knit you a Willie Warmer.

Novelty Penis Warmer
Maybe you would prefer the “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Willie Warmer” instead.


This wouldn’t be an apron you’d wear preparing Christmas dinner unless your family has a whacked sense of humor like you do. Can you guess what’s under the black circle?

(Via leapinchubb on Etsy.)

Jingle Balls Necklace

thedirtydiva is having an Etsy Holiday sale. This “Jingle Balls Necklace” can be yours for just $16.00.

I wonder if there is anything I missed.

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6 responses so far ↓

  • Anne
    Wrote: Dec 16, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    Okay, that last one looks like the penis has a nose ring. Odd.
    .-= Anne´s last blog ..New Theme & Image Issues Abound =-.


    Rose DesRochers Reply:

    It does doesn’t it Anne.

  • Rose DesRochers
    Wrote: Dec 16, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    The Willy Warmer comes in a variety of sizes.

  • Gordie
    Wrote: Dec 17, 2009 at 1:31 am

    That pink 7-foot long penis scarf would go great with my complexion!
    .-= Gordie´s last blog ..Why You Should Make Your Life Remarkable. =-.


    Rose DesRochers Reply:

    Gordie, I just don’t think the penis scarf would look right on you.

  • Josh
    Wrote: Dec 15, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    Hello Rose

    My girlfriend gave me a an odd knitted thing which turned out to be a combined willy warmer and ball snug, last birthday. It shrank in the wash but she still insisted I wore it. She also used quite itchy wool as she got a pattern and knitted it herself, so it kept me more stimulated than was comfortable. However its been colder than normal in the UK this winter so I have been grateful for its snug fit in all weathers at college, including right now.

    Any new gift ideas for the New Year ?

    I think I have your website to ‘thank’ for giving her the idea in the first place.